Yo, I'm Ash. I'm a girl, and I'm a huge homogay. I like making people laugh, and I like laughing too. I'm pretty laid-back, and I like to keep things simple and clear. Don't make stuff complicated if it doesn't need to be.
Some of the things I love include: Salsa, Hookah, Video Games, Women, Cats, Dancing, Poetry, Candles, Cooking, Jack Daniels, Homestuck, Writing, Spicy Food, Gardening, Partying, and People. Only sometimes on the people.
Some of the things I hate include: Sunlight, Rudeness, Politics, Cardboard, People who get Offended at Everything, Olives, Excessive Ignorance, Walking a lot, Cherries, and Warm Weather.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
mass effect 1: what the fuck are reapers
mass effect 2: what the fuck are collectors
mass effect 3: oh
red white and blue are the colors of freedom until they’re flashing in your rearview mirror
(Source: pleatedjeans)
(Source: fuckyeahdementia)
i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh
(Source: pizzastiel)
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree
nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese
r u kidding me
THIS JUST MADE ME REALLY SAD
Stop ruining love by wanting it so bad.
Derrick Brown (via hellanne)
booty booty booty booty rocking every pear
worb:
to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names
if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
Why hello ladies…