Yo, I'm Ash. I'm a girl, and I'm a huge homogay. I like making people laugh, and I like laughing too. I'm pretty laid-back, and I like to keep things simple and clear. Don't make stuff complicated if it doesn't need to be.
Some of the things I love include: Salsa, Hookah, Video Games, Women, Cats, Dancing, Poetry, Candles, Cooking, Jack Daniels, Homestuck, Writing, Spicy Food, Gardening, Partying, and People. Only sometimes on the people.
Some of the things I hate include: Sunlight, Rudeness, Politics, Cardboard, People who get Offended at Everything, Olives, Excessive Ignorance, Walking a lot, Cherries, and Warm Weather.
mass effect 1: what the fuck are reapers
mass effect 2: what the fuck are collectors
mass effect 3: oh
red white and blue are the colors of freedom until they’re flashing in your rearview mirror
Derrick Brown (via hellanne)
to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names
if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it